Used to be animal pictures and fanart, now it's mostly politics. Ain't that just the times. Check my Tags page to see what kinds of things I reblog. Cis, he/him/his. I talk more on twitter, send me a message if you want a link.
you know some part of me already knew that ass ass creed was only pushing the lgbt “rep” just to get our money and i hate that i was right. what a scummy thing to do and i hope their emails never get a break
“hey gays (especially lesbians) remember when we said u could be whatever you wanted? well eat our whole assholes and we are gonna do something traumatizing! now you’re forced to be het and have a baby! thanks for buying our game you stupid fucks”
assassins creed odyssey making what is undoubtedly a ton of money off gay people buying the game to play as gay characters and then adding a dlc where your character ends up in a straight relationship and has a baby, unlocking the achievement “growing up” (lmao) no matter what choices you made is just *chefs kiss* video games
yeah ubisoft won’t ever get another cent from me as far as im concerned
don’t know if yall heard but after all the positive attention assassin’s creed odyssey has received for letting you be as gay as you want their latest DLC forces you into a het marriage and forces you to have a child. they can all rot in hell
did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school
they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me
its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit
toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces
anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went
imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed
we can’t all have taste but this hero in the future will paint it as such
